





examples self-threatening titles I’ve given to my alarms on my phone:
1. WAKE THE FUCK UP LEAH
2. FYI YOU’LL ONLY HATE YOURSELF IF YOU PRESS SNOOZE SO DON’T FUCKING PRESS IT
3. YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE AND IF THAT’S WHAT YOU CHOOSE YR SCREWED
Today in the shoe store this guy got really pissy that the cashier wouldn’t take American money. He was yelling at her like, “well you should take American! It’s better!”
I was tempted to tell him to go home.
Americans thinking they’re entitled to owning the world.
nothing new but
