May 2012
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examples self-threatening titles I’ve given to my alarms on my phone:
1. WAKE THE FUCK UP LEAH
2. FYI YOU’LL ONLY HATE YOURSELF IF YOU PRESS SNOOZE SO DON’T FUCKING PRESS IT
3. YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE AND IF THAT’S WHAT YOU CHOOSE YR SCREWED
hidebehindyoureyes:
Today in the shoe store this guy got really pissy that the cashier wouldn’t take American money. He was yelling at her like, “well you should take American! It’s better!”
I was tempted to tell him to go home.
Americans thinking they’re entitled to owning the world. nothing new but
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"Don't get me wrong I think femmes are fine and...
autumn-and-eve:
When did trigger warnings go from making the internet accessible for people with anxiety disorders to being used to mark any even slightly irritating thing
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diamond dykes > gold star lesbians
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blablabla [insert Swedish profanity] blablbalabllablaaaaa g’night
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"Let us be free to debate transgenderism without... →
Sheila Jeffreys:
“quotes from me arguing that transgender surgery should be considered a human rights violation – hardly evidence of hate speech.”
#spellsheilajeffreyswithoutlooking piece of shit
#ifiseesheilajeffreysoutinthestreets my femme ass will go girl interrupted on her
i’m probably teh best gurl i teh wurrrld
cuz i can make your body twist and twurl
i will eat u out
make you scream n shout
but i’ll be gone b4 your teenage hard on
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vemons replied to your post: when will tumblr be glee-related-shit-free
Never, unfortunately :(
didn’t the cast of Uhglee just graduate tho?
and sequels like Uhglee in College or Uhglee in the City won’t exist because wholesome ass smug suburban white teens singing and dancing in 1. the streets risk getting shot, and 2. the buildings of lame ass institutions like Harvard risk...
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when will tumblr be glee-related-shit-free
being a total beotch as a lifestyle choice
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I never dream about my current partner(s) but lately I’ve been having recurring, realistic dreams about being re-seduced by an influential ex-partner of mine who, because they have the characteristic personality of an asshole full of diarrhea, I’ve made the conscious decision to stay away from.
to hell with that shit
nova-bright:
I want a story where Ophelia is like fuck this noise balls to u Denmark and then she moves to Finland an starts a folk-death metal band